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Jmax

Member Since 05 Sep 2005
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#1346097 Reminiscing and my MapleStory past in a nutshell

Posted by Jmax on 09 March 2012 - 09:40 PM

I hacked in maplestory. get at me bro


#1343491 Dragons are cool.

Posted by Jmax on 17 March 2011 - 10:13 PM

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#1343370 Charlie Sheen'in all over Zenith.

Posted by Jmax on 08 March 2011 - 07:58 AM

Your archer is way sexier then mine. But now that we finally reached about the same lvl, we can train together more.


#1343305 Who wants to play again?

Posted by Jmax on 25 February 2011 - 06:51 AM

niice, grats on advancing


#1337045 Should I, too, leave MapleTip?

Posted by Jmax on 24 March 2010 - 08:52 AM

Why are you even asking? You shouldn't leave because anyone wants you to.. Leave if you want. Stay if you don't want to go. No one really cares either way.


#1332166 [TESPIAMS] OFFICIAL COMING SOON

Posted by Jmax on 31 December 2009 - 09:43 PM

Actually, we made a rule: everyone except Hobbes.


#1331348 What did you guys get during Christmas Eve/Day?

Posted by Jmax on 25 December 2009 - 03:57 PM

Clothes and money. Which is good, but I dun even know what I want to buy.


#1331044 HOLY! First, it's this forum that gets an upgrade....

Posted by Jmax on 22 December 2009 - 03:52 PM

Looks more like a downgrade to me


#1330990 boycotting bread

Posted by Jmax on 21 December 2009 - 11:21 PM

Bread Kills
1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. Every piece of bread you eat brings you nearer to death.

5. Bread is associated with all the major diseases of the body. For example, nearly all sick people have eaten bread. The effects are obviously cumulative:

  • 99.9% of all people who die from cancer have eaten bread.
  • 100% of all soldiers have eaten bread.
  • 96.9% of all Communist sympathizers have eaten bread.
  • 99.7% of the people involved in air and auto accidents ate bread within 6 months preceding the accident.
  • 93.1% of juvenile delinquents came from homes where bread is served frequently.
6. Evidence points to the long-term effects of bread eating: Of all people born before 1839 who later dined on bread, there has been a 100% mortality rate.7. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as a teaspoon of dough can be used to suffocate a lab rat. The average American eats more bread than that in one day!

8. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.

9. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and being fed only water begged for bread after as little as two days.

10. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.

11. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.

12. Newborn babies can choke on bread.

13. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.

14. Most bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

In light of these frightening statistics, we propose the following bread restrictions:

1. No sale of bread to minors.
2. A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.
3. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.
4. No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.
5. The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools.


#1330814 my cocks gone :(

Posted by Jmax on 20 December 2009 - 09:55 PM

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#1330173 Forum upgrade is now complete

Posted by Jmax on 15 December 2009 - 10:50 PM

The flags and gender icons are broken.